"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." --Anonymous

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow." --Jeff Valdez

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." -- Ellen Perry Berkeley

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." --Hippolyte Taine

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." --Unknown author

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." --Colonial American proverb

"People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life." --Faith Resnick

"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function." --Garrison Keillor

"A dog is a dog, a bird is a bird, and a cat is a person." --Mugsy Peabody

"I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul." --Jean Cocteau

"Cats are absolute individuals, with their own ideas about everything, including the people they own." --John Dingham

"When a cat adopts you, there is nothing to be done about it except to put up with it and wait until the wind changes." --T.S. Eliot

"The little furry buggers are just deep, deep wells you throw all your emotions into." --Bruce Schimmel

"Meow is like aloha--it can mean anything." --Hank Ketchum

"If a cat washes behind its ears, it will rain." --English superstition

"A cat pours its body on the floor like water. It is restful just to see him." --William Lyon Phelps

"They are the most graceful, sinuous, sexy, truly sensuous creatures in the world." --Carol Lawrence