"Some Cats is blind, and stone-deaf some,
but ain't no Cat was ever dumb." --Anthony Henderson Euwer

"One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives." --Mark Twain

"If you want to be a psychological novelist and write about human beings, the best thing you can do is own a pair of cats." --Aldous Huxley

"No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens." --Abraham Lincoln

"The cat is a dilettante in fur." --Theophile Gauthier

"In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats." --English Proverb

"Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses." --John Weitz

"To please himself only the cat purrs." --Irish proverb

"Never ask a hungry cat whether he loves you for yourself alone." --Dr. Louis J. Camuti

"The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal." --Sir Compton Mackenzie

"A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to." --Dr. Louis J. Camuti

"Since each of us is blessed with only one life, why not live it with a cat?" --Robert Stearns

"Cats are always elegant." --John Weitz

"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." --Mark Twain

"A cat has too much spirit to have no heart." --Ernest Menault

"You can't look at a sleeping cat and be tense." --Jane Pauley

"Like a graceful vase, a cat, even when motionless, seems to flow." --George Will

"The cat pretends to sleep that it may see the more clearly." --Chateaubriand

"All animals are equal but some are more equal than others." --George Orwell

"The idea of calm exists in a sitting cat." --Jules Reynard